https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1727071983589085424
https://i.imgur.com/8eQye2W.png
ClutchPoints
https://streamable.com/m91iel
"Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking Karl-Anthony Towns?... Ben had
something else going on that day. I was like, 'You’re on your own KAT!'"
Jeff Teague on Draymond Green putting Rudy Gobert in a chokehold
「那比Ben Simmons勒住Karl-Anthony Towns還糟糕嗎?... 那天Ben力大無窮。」
我說,「你自己應付吧,KAT!」
Jeff Teague 比較Draymond Green勒住Rudy Gobert的事件。
逐字稿
主持人1: Shout out to Draymond Green, man. Cause he acted a motherfucking
fool for no reason. And I appreciate it, man.
要向Draymond致意,那傢伙真的無緣無故地發瘋了。我真的很欣賞。
Teague: He got five games for that shit? I know he... shit, I'd be mad at
him, motherfucker.
他因為那事被禁賽五場?我知道他...哇,我要是他會瘋了,那個混蛋。
主持人2 : Like, It was no reason. He was literally going over there to break
the shit up. 沒道理啊,他本來就是過去要平息事態的。
主持人1: But did you see how he was throwing his arms up when he was doing
it? That's what made it funny.
但你有看到他在衝突中如何揮舞雙臂嗎?那才是搞笑的點。
Teague: Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking KAT(Karl Anthony Town)?
這比Simmons勒住KAT還糟嗎
主持人1: Nigga. 哥
Teague: Nigga, KAT tapped out. 哥,KAT投降了。
大家一起笑:Yeah.
Teague: I ain't gonna never forget that. I was crying.
我永遠不會忘記那一幕。我當時笑死了。
主持人2 : You said KAT didn't want no smoke in that one.
你說當時的KAT不想捲入衝突中
主持人1對 Teague說 :I watched that video of you. You was grabbing him.
我看了影片。你當時是在抓著他。
Teague: I don't know what I was...I damn near hurt my... My pecs still ain't
been the same since that day, bro. I think I tore my pec, bro. My Ben Simmons
had... He had something else going on. I couldn't get him.
I was like, hey, yo, yo, KAT, you gotta figure that shit out.
我不知道我當時在...我的胸肌差點受傷...從那天起我的胸肌就沒恢復過來,兄弟。我覺
得我胸肌撕裂了,兄弟。Ben Simmons那時候...他力大無窮。
我抓不住他。我就像,嘿,唷,唷,KAT,你得自己解決那個狀況。
I ain't gonna lie. I was so proud of KAT in that moment. I remember we got on
the bus. He was like, "I ain't no hoe. I ain't no hoe."
I feel you, motherfucker. You ain't no hoe.
He was like, “I swear to God. Like, he had me fucked up. I was about to
whoop his ass. I really was whooping his ass.“
我不會騙你。那時候我真的為KAT感到驕傲。我記得我們上了巴士,
他說,「我不是軟蛋。我不是軟蛋。」 我懂你,混蛋。你不是軟蛋。
他說,「我發誓,他真的把我惹毛了。我差點揍他。我真的要揍他。」
備註
https://i.imgur.com/e7NrHIn.gif
https://i.imgur.com/NSPJiLG.gif
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推文 (45)
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Sessyoin
帥版嘴綠
11/22 22:05
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Luka7714
西門的另外一隻手撐在地上根本沒鎖到吧
11/22 22:11
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leedonsee
怎麼看完還是覺得軟糖超軟 笑死
11/22 22:19
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ZIDENS
老實說這兩種鎖喉硬要講的話是業餘跟專業的差距
11/22 22:19
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ZIDENS
手放在脖子上就算太籠統了==
11/22 22:19
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love1500274
西門在軟糖耳邊吹氣
11/22 22:19
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e8e88
XDDDDDD軟糖拍地投降又被挖出來
11/22 22:22
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k22941920
西門從背後來
11/22 22:24
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s925407
西門這個不算鎖吧,另一隻手是抱在糖糖的胸口
11/22 22:26
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MK47
這個超好笑XDDD
11/22 22:34
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e2167471
拍地投降XDDDDDDD
11/22 22:36
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ginopun10477
乾有夠好笑
11/22 22:39
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Mikufans
西門只是把KAT壓在地上而已
11/22 22:45
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seemoon2000
哈哈哈哈
11/22 22:45
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BignoZe
哈 西門得分
11/22 22:45
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BignoZe
不過西門只有一隻手架脖子 理論上掙脫的開 嘴綠那個
11/22 22:47
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BignoZe
雙手勒人的 真的一不小心就會出事
11/22 22:47
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shargo
可是西門把糖糖架在地上 危險性夠高吧
11/22 22:49
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shargo
更
11/22 22:49
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saladin1029
嘴綠那種比較難掙脫
11/22 22:49
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kaga1991
西門那場是什麼大場面
11/22 22:54
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Willkillall
兩次都有KAT 兩次他都沒掙脫
11/22 22:54
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kosakareina3
西門比較帥
11/22 22:58
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r491396076
快笑死
11/22 22:58
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Texsogood
為啥軟糖的很好笑
11/22 22:59
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IrvingKyrie
西門跟軟糖在演戲吧..這兩個好朋友..
11/22 23:00
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k952gfjk
說好的勸架要抓隊友呢
11/22 23:02
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Mikufans
西門那次就鉛筆跟糖打架
11/22 23:10
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Kazmier
美國黑人都很挺嘴綠 也很討厭勾貝
11/22 23:22
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Demia
西門那場有看到,真WWE,看到糖糖拍地板投降我笑噴
11/22 23:24
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cowbaya
狗背人緣差 嘴綠人緣好
11/22 23:27
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qoomilk
程度差這麼多 他扯著走耶
11/22 23:33
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NightElf
不給投降的喔
11/22 23:37
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d8731400
西門不用聯盟禁賽吧 他自己會禁
11/22 23:49
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Ydarvish
西門跟糖不是麻吉嗎
11/23 00:32
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saTUnotSATO
美國黑人也挺BLM到處暴動搶劫啊
11/23 01:02
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puro
我不是軟蛋XD
11/23 01:40
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lpmybig
其實都很糟 但是嘴綠明顯比較壯
11/23 06:53
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killuaz
原來西門曾經這麼兇啊XD
11/23 07:38
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Niubert
慣犯加重罰很正常
11/23 08:17
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abbei
看來西門背部中了一箭前挺凶的
11/23 08:17
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area8
嘴綠是勒了之後還往後拖吧!這擺明更危險
11/23 10:09
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deadair
哈哈 幹嘛這樣XDD
11/23 10:38
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cor1os
差別是嘴綠不爽狗貝很久,西門跟軟糖關係沒這麼糟
11/23 11:00
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s8900117
西門那個感覺還好
11/23 13:11